Venus, in black, is arguably the greatest cat on earth.

I am desperately trying to steal this cat from its owners, but I think they are onto my plan.


In case you have somehow gained access to this page before seeing this internet telecommunication web log’s featured content, I will explain that this is my internet telecommunication web log where I feature content.

That content is written by me and is, according to me, quite humorous. If you disagree, you should tell your mom about me, because she will definitely find me funny. If your mom doesn’t find me funny, let me know and I will do everything I can to rectify the problem.

If you have any problems other than your mom not finding me funny, I most likely don’t want to hear about it. I will, however, gladly accept all manner of praise and adulation.

In the immortal words of the polite Japanese lady of Beck’s “Hell Yes” fame, please enjoy.



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